My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter

Jesus was a carpenter before He spread his message to the world. So, surely there are some chairs and spice racks that he put together in His early years that lasted a while. Then everyone realized His true mission in life, yet they still had dinner parties.

"This dinette set - made by The Savior."

"Jesus?"
"Yup. The King of The Jews."

"I did notice the incredible craftsmanship. Pass the Cool Whip."