Frozen Breath

Well, you can now see your breath. I assume that there are now all sorts of school children waiting for the bus pretending to smoke now that they can see their breath.
I wonder who the first school child was that did that. Perhaps some Navajo kid was waiting for the school... bison centuries ago and noticed it. Back then it might have been a peace pipe or something instead of Marlboro.
Wonder if they had seat belts on those things. I can't believe that they STILL don't on school busses. What kind of sadistic money saving technique is that?! 30-40 kids protected from death by a burn-out bus driver's lightning fast reflexes, or they end up slammed against the protective high back of the seat in front of them. And we all remember how comfortable those seat backs are. Especially when the scary high schoolers have already ripped them to shreds in a very effective way of erasing the love that they had so proudly displayed just a few weeks prior through the use of a bic pen when the VERY attentive driver wasn't looking.
How's that for a run-on sentence?! Oh well. Just a thought. Or a collection of them.