John Mc

This is a collection of my thoughts. Some of the thoughts that I once had, I no longer do. Some thoughts I have now I have never had. Yet none shal be discounted. This blog is soley for the enjoyment of the author and the readers. On occasion the views expressed are overly exagerated in order to prove a point. Also there may be a dirty word or thought in some of the posts. Grow up and take this for what it's worth - a blog that barely anyone will ever see.

3/14/2006

Things You'll Never Hear

Paris Hilton is such a great role model to our kids.
George Carlin got funnier as he got more political.
And now, nationally syndicated radio host - John Mc. (HEY!)
And the Oscar goes to J-Lo.
Bill and Hillary are deeply in love.
The vice president of the united states shot a man in the face. (Oh wait... scrap that one)
Pat Sajack steps down as host of "Wheel of Fortune" to pursue his rapping career.
Local man encourages wife to "nag more."
I look to Hollywood to shape my political views.
Number three on the New York Times best seller list: "Hannibal Lector's 'Cooking Made Easy.'"
Non-psycho woman found in Effingham, IL.
The Olympic Committee votes to accept "Lawn Jarts" in the Summer 2008 Games.

More to come later.
Feel free to write your own. I will permit it.

4 Comments:

  • At 2:15 PM, Blogger Mark said…

    A couple things to add to the list:
    Detroit: The nicest place to live.
    The hippie look is back in style.
    Kanye West compliment George W.
    A woman say "I was wrong, you were right".
    A man say "Let's stop at this gas station and ask for directions".
    John McGleam is in this month's issue of Playgirl.

     
  • At 5:59 PM, Blogger John Mc. said…

    Nice. Very nice.
    Thanks!

     
  • At 11:39 AM, Blogger Avkoe said…

    www.nomarriage.com/30things.html

    This pretty much sums it up...

    Will you crop me out of that picture already!? It's not very flattering...

     
  • At 1:38 PM, Blogger John Mc. said…

    You look fine. No one would have known that it was you if you didn't say anything. Now the 3.5 people that read this blog all know it's you!

     

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