Lindsay Lohan To Host CNN Show

Ok, she's not going to host a CNN show anytime soon. Well, except for the one in her mind. It's on from 3:15-3:38pm Mondays and Thursdays.
She has offered her services to Obama's campaign recently. (click here) They did something that no one would have expected - they said "no."
Usually the campaigns LOVE celebrity endorsement of any kind. (Remember Chuck Norris with Huckabee? What great running mates those two would have been.)
Lohan asked Obama if she could host a fund raising rally for him. They paused and asked "Haven't we all verified you have 'fire crotch' thanks to Google Images? I think we will pass."
She then went on a loose (pun intended) tirade on her MySpace blog about Palin. She asked "Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?"
If one would consider the bible, or nearly any other major religion's belief structure, as a way of sorting out "sin" from "not sin," then yes... you moron.
She just has her panties (or lack-there-of) in a bunch because she plans on marrying a club DJ. A female club DJ.
This is the first I've heard of it. Not that I care. She's just another L.U.G. who must feel pain when the spotlight isn't on her and she must make ridiculous claims and actions to bring it back. Who knows no one will put her in the next "Herbie" movie!